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Episode 389: It’s Complicated

“You see? I can be merciful. But next time, I will show you no mercy.”

Look out, everybody; Angelique’s mad at a toy again.

Yesterday, she thought she was making progress in her relationship with Barnabas, and by progress I mean they were kissing in a fairly serious way.

Barnabas promised to come to Angelique’s room later, but then he had kind of an emotional conversation with Josette, and all of a sudden, the relationship status updated again.

So Angelique is disappointed, and when she’s upset, she tends to say it with voodoo. Now she’s got Sarah’s doll, a handful of pins and a bottomless white-hot fury. You know, the Collins family really needs to stop leaving toys lying around; this is what happens.

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So you remember how we met Sarah as a nine-year-old ghost? That means she must have died at around the age that she is right now.

This isn’t actually the incident that bumps her off, but it’s the moment when you realize that being related to Barnabas Collins is a high-risk occupation.

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A couple of pins go into the voodoo doll, and Sarah cries out in pain.

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And look how happy Angelique is! She’s having the time of her life right now, just jamming pins into a nine-year-old. The question of “is Angelique sympathetic” is pretty much permanently off the table as an option.

Yes, it’s upsetting when you get mixed signals from a guy. Torturing his little sister is not an acceptable response.

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On the other hand, it does get his attention. Sarah is Barnabas’ favorite relative that he hasn’t shot in the face yet, so obviously he’s going to be concerned.

Sarah wants her doll, Samantha, so Barnabas leaves the room to look around for it.

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Barnabas bumps into Ben in the hall, and fills him in on the news from the sickroom. This is an opportunity for a nice close-up on Ben, and some anguished thinks.

He’s become Angelique’s mostly-unwilling henchman over the last few weeks, so he’s got  a leg up on solving the mystery.

Ben (thinks):  I know who did this. It was her, it was that Angelique! This time, she’s gone too far. She’s gotta make Miss Sarah well again… or I’ll kill her!

Which is gorgeous. Thinks is a relatively recent invention on Dark Shadows; they only started using it about six months ago, and it’s still not as omnipresent as it will be later on. But this is why we have thinks, for awesome little monologues like this.

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Ben knows that Angelique must be sticking pins into dolls again, so he goes to her room and starts rummaging around. They don’t make a big deal about it, but this is actually a very brave thing to do. He knows that Angelique has a magical hold on him, and there are several different varieties of mayhem that she could commit at any time.

But here he is, putting himself on the firing line to save Sarah. I guess my point is that I really like Ben a lot.

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But obviously, we can’t let him go around turning off plot points, so Angelique arrives in time to catch him. This isn’t going to look good on his annual performance evaluation.

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He tells her that he knows she’s responsible for Sarah’s illness: “You made it happen! You worked one of your spells on her!”

“Did I?” she says, with a twinkle in her eye. This may be her most openly psychopathic moment in the series.

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Ben tries to talk sense to her. It doesn’t go amazing. She turns on the crazyface.

Ben:  That little girl, she never did anythin’ to you. Why are you doin’ this to her?

Angelique:  I want Barnabas to suffer. I want him to come to me willing to do anything to make Sarah well again!

Ben: If he doesn’t come to ya — you won’t just… let her die, will ya?

Angelique:  I might.

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Ben:  You are a witch. No wonder Mr. Barnabas don’t want ya!

Angelique:  He will want me, Ben. In time.

Ben:  If he knew what you were doin’ ta his sister, he’d — he’d hate ya!

Angelique:  He’ll never know. Besides, I may decide to let Sarah live.

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So this is a great example of what’s broken about Angelique. Everything that she does is apparently in pursuit of love, but she really doesn’t understand how love works, on a fundamental level. She thinks this is how you go about getting it.

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So here’s part two of her cunning plan. Barnabas tells her that Sarah is ill, and the doctor doesn’t know what they can do.

Angelique says that she had a similar illness when she was a child, and her mother brewed a special herb tea that took the pain away. She offers to brew the tea for Sarah.

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And then she does this.

Angelique:  If I should cure Sarah, you would be very grateful to me, would you not?

Barnabas:  I’d be indebted to you for the rest of my life.

Angelique:  There is one way in which you could repay that debt.

Barnabas:  I’d give you anything you want.

Angelique:  There is one thing I want more than anything in the world.

Barnabas:  If you’re able to cure Sarah, I’d give it to you.

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Angelique:  I want you to make me your wife.

Barnabas:  My wife?

Angelique:  Yes. If I should cure Sarah, that is the payment I would ask.

And he agrees. That’s how crazy his life is these days; saying yes to this bargain actually makes sense to him.

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Now, you might recall that a couple of weeks ago, Angelique said the following:

Angelique:  I would never put Barnabas under any spell to gain his love. Oh, I could have him that way, yes. But he would not be truly mine. No — he must turn to me of his own free will. Oh, I could have him that way, yes. But he would not be truly mine. No — he must turn to me of his own free will.

But here she is, basically buying his love for the price of curing Sarah. It’s not super clear what the difference is between casting a spell on him directly, and casting a spell on someone that he cares about.

Either Angelique’s getting a lot more desperate, or the guy who wrote today’s script doesn’t fully understand how Angelique works. We’ll get more information on that question tomorrow.

 Tomorrow: The Princess.


Dark Shadows bloopers to watch out for:

The teaser cuts off Naomi’s last line, as she’s calling for Barnabas.

When Ben is searching Angelique’s room, somebody in the studio coughs. This has been a problem all week.

You can see a time-traveling Raggedy Ann doll on the toy shelf in Sarah’s room. The first Raggedy Ann doll was produced in 1915. (We’ll see that doll again at Windcliff for Amy Jennings’ introduction, in November 1968.)

 Tomorrow: The Princess.

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12 thoughts on “Episode 389: It’s Complicated

  1. Yup, Glenn Close only cooked a bunny. Angelique goes for the kid. She wins the psycho girlfriend sweepstakes.

    See, Barnabas, what happens when you don’t keep it in your pants?

    1. I think Glenn Close did take the kid (Michael Douglas’ daughter) for awhile but it was only for an ice cream cone and a roller coaster ride.

  2. She is not buying love, but getting him into a position when after some sex and cuddling, he might remember why he found her attractive… She is positioning herself for a whole re-conquest…

  3. This might just be most grim episode of DS ever. I’m surprised ABC aired it.

    Kids are always in jeopardy in TV. That’s a given. But torturing a 9-year-old girl, vowing to keep her on the brink of death – this is ghastly, ghastly stuff for the middle of the afternoon.

    I wonder if George R.R. Martin was a fan of the original DS. His “Game of Thrones” certainly picks up on this sensibility, how adults make kids suffer for their own ends, and runs with it.

  4. What a witch bitch! Using a child to coerce a man into marriage is just downright dirty pool.

    But WTF is wrong with Barnabas here? I understand he loves his sister more than anyone else in the world. He told us that often enough as a scary vampire in 1967. I also understand that they used a lot of herbal remedies back in the 18th Century when medical science was still basically leeches and prayers and a whole lot of pain. BUT with all the accusations of witchcraft flying around, why doesn’t it occur to Barnabas that this is slightly odd? Angelique knows just how to cure Sarah’s ailment and it works immediately? And, more importantly, why would an even halfway decent woman use a child’s life as a bargaining tool? They are playing Barnabas at the level of Vicki “I Don’t Understand” Winters in these scenes. At this level of intelligence it makes one wonder how he survived even a week as a vampire.

    1. Valerie. The one thing about Barnabas is that he is a serial lousy decision maker. Yes, you wonder how he survived a week as a vampire.

      Let’s see. In 1795 he was caught and chained

      In 1967 he had Julia to run interference for him, and then he met Dr. Lang.

      In 1897 he was discovered and had to escape a lot, and thaks to Angelique he survived.

      In the Leviathan episode he had again Julia and Quentin to run interference for him.

      In PT he seemed to have learned a thing or two, but still, Julia had to come run interference for him.

      In 1840, he is almost caught but saved by Angelique..

      Left to himself he would have had a VERY short career as a vampire.

  5. I was doing some searching on voodoo practices in Martinique and found one called ‘quimbois’ which was defined as the ritualistic use of plants and roots used in spells. Natalie, Andre and Josette lived and ran a sugar plantation in Martinique and should have been aware of the superstitions and supposed practices of witchcraft on the island. Natalie especially should have made some connections between the goings on at Collinwood and how these events coincided with the Dupre’s arrival into Collinsport.

    1. Also I can’t believe that Angelique was with the Dupre’s for years and never caused any problems that they were aware of before. Angelique seems like a born troublemaker..

      1. True, Joanne. She did brag to Ben about how she stole Josette’s other fine hats – and beaus. Barnabas was just one of many.

        1. I guess Josette’s other beaus couldn’t hold a candle to Barnabas as far as Angelique was concerned 🙂

  6. And like I think Barnabas mostly wanted the symbol of Josette and didn’t really know much about the real Josette, I think Angelique mostly wanted Barnabas as symbol and a path to being a rich lady rather than actually caring beans about him as a person. If he had said yes, I think Angelique would have offed him within a year.

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