Episode 358: Boy Meets Ghoul

“Okay, you’re pretty, but we’re not on a bus.”

So then Carolyn rushes over to the Old House, to tell Barnabas what happened in yesterday’s episode. It’s not easy.

Carolyn:  Barnabas, I saw it! Hoffman’s notebook!

Barnabas:  Where?

Carolyn:  In her hands. She’d taken it from the clock.

Barnabas:  The clock? What clock?

Carolyn:  The large clock, in the foyer at Collinwood.

Barnabas:  Well, you seized the notebook, of course?

Carolyn:  I couldn’t!

Barnabas:  Why not?

Carolyn:  This lawyer came in.

Barnabas:  What lawyer?

I know, right? I feel bad for the guy; he’s only missed one episode, and now he has no idea what she’s talking about.

358 dark shadows barnabas carolyn sailor suit

And that’s not even the problem. The real problem is that Carolyn has walked into his house wearing a brown and orange sailor-suit top, apparently on purpose. Carolyn appears in four scenes in today’s episode, and she’s got a different outfit every time. This isn’t the good one.

358 dark shadows barnabas carolyn stress

Anyway, Barnabas is kind of stressed out, quelle surprise. He decided last week that he wants to kill Julia, but he can’t do it until he knows that her notebook has been destroyed. He sent Carolyn to get the notebook, and now she comes back and tells him that it’s locked up in a safe, in the office of a lawyer that he never even heard of. This is definitely going to come up at her annual performance review.

But Barnabas has an extremely soap-opera idea.

Barnabas:  He’s young, this man. Is he attractive?

Carolyn:  He’s rude, and violent… and… yes. He’s attractive.

Barnabas:  Then you won’t mind what you must do.

And that’s all you have to say. Carolyn is a soap opera character; you just turn the dial to “vixen”. Not a problem.

358 dark shadows barnabas carolyn puppet

And then Barnabas gets an idea. There might be an alternative to killing Julia.

Barnabas:  Suppose Dr. Hoffman decides to speak, to tell everything she knows about me? How can we make sure that no one believes her?

Oh! I know. The bat puppet!

Carolyn:  I don’t know.

Barnabas:  You should, you gave me the clue. You told the lawyer that she imagines things, and you’re right. But she must imagine much, much more.

Yes! You get the bat puppet, I’ll crank up the fog machine.

358 dark shadows hypodermic

Or, sure, a hypodermic needle in a box. That’s an option.

Barnabas’ new brainstorm is that he can drive Julia insane by making her believe that she’s haunted by the ghost of Dr. Woodard, who she helped to murder a few weeks ago. This is the hypodermic that she filled with poison, which he’s apparently keeping in a drawer in a credenza about three feet away from his front door. I suppose it’s good to keep your used murder weapons close by, in case you want to incriminate yourself in a hurry.

358 dark shadows tony carolyn water

Okay, time for outfit #2. It’s the next afternoon, and Carolyn has tracked Tony down at the courthouse. She invites him to the Blue Whale for a drink, which is apparently… water, in a wine glass. At least, that’s what it looks like from here. Luckily, the dialogue is sparkling.

Tony:  Why were you in the courthouse just now, and why did you come to my office last night?

Carolyn:  I go where I feel like going.

Tony:  You could get into trouble, trailing strange guys.

Carolyn:  You’ve already told me I like trouble.

Tony:  You need a job, from 9 to 5. Responsibility.

Carolyn:  Here we go, Mr. Peterson’s famous condemnation of the decadent rich.

Tony:  Well, I look at you, and —

Carolyn:  And you don’t even see me. Just a sign, flashing: Carolyn Collins Stoddard.

358 dark shadows tony carolyn close

They’re kind of adorable. It’s a sweet first date scene, which we haven’t seen a lot of lately.

Carolyn:  Will you try something? Close your eyes.

Tony:  I don’t like games.

Carolyn:  Why? Do you always play badly?

Tony:  All right.  (closes his eyes)

Carolyn:  Forget my name… what I look like. You’re on a bus to Bangor. You’ve been asleep. You wake during a stop; a stranger sits down beside you. You open your eyes… and turn.

Tony turns toward her, opens his eyes, and grins.

Tony:  Wow!

Carolyn:  You see?

Tony:  Okay, you’re pretty, but we’re not on a bus. Now finish your drink.

358 dark shadows tony carolyn deer point

This is such a standard soap opera trope — the flighty rich girl meets the hard-working, emotionally demanding boy — that it only takes two scenes, and you instantly know where it’s going. She flirts, he fights, she drives him crazy. They fall in love. Except this version includes a vampire.

The new writer, Sam Hall, joined the show with yesterday’s episode, and he’s good at setting up these intentional narrative collisions — mixing genre conventions together to create something new. They seem to be watering down the “hard-boiled detective” element, but the soap opera “rags meets riches” story is strong enough to be a good contrast with the vampire drama.

358 dark shadows barnabas carolyn ritual

And then he adds something even more peculiar to the mix. Carolyn goes back to the Old House — in another outfit, by the way — and she finds Barnabas preparing the ingredients for a ritual. Strap in, this gets a little weird.

Barnabas:  An Indian I knew in Barbados long ago taught me the secrets that he used when he needed enormous power.

358 dark shadows barnabas pose

It’s kind of a long story, so he sits her down, and positions himself so that he has a clear shot at the teleprompter if he needs it.

Barnabas:  A brilliant man. His tongue, he said, spoke into the ears of the gods. He was jailed and tried as a warlock. When the soldiers came to hang him, the cell was empty.

Carolyn:  He escaped?

Barnabas:  Yes. You see, the gods told him the secret magic number of the universe, the number which unlocks all the rules that bind you mortals to your daily, dull lives. The number is whispered so deeply into the soul that no one can remember it, without… using the magic…

That’s not actually the way that line was supposed to end, but you get the general idea. This is Hall’s first episode writing for Barnabas; he hasn’t learned yet that you can’t give Frid speeches like this. Typical n00b mistake.

358 dark shadows barnabas carolyn fire

But the point is: we’ve never seen anything like this on the show. The secret magic number of the universe? We’ve seen lots of random vampire powers, but now Barnabas is explicitly telling us that he’s borrowing from a different cultural tradition. It’s supernatural sampling.

Barnabas lights a taper, and sets fire to whatever the heck is supposed to be in that little dish. He says, “Now I am ready,” and picks up the dish.

358 dark shadows barnabas gown

And now we have the following astonishing thing: A vampire from a port city in Maine standing in his living room wearing a necktie and a green floral dressing gown, swirling a dish around in his hands, and mumbling over it in make-believe Haitian Creole. I believe that this was the first time they’d ever done that on daytime television.

These days, obviously, it’s practically a cliché, but it was groundbreaking at the time. You have to give them credit.

Tomorrow: Love and Death.


Dark Shadows bloopers to watch out for:

There’s a weird gap in the first act, when Carolyn and Barnabas are talking about Tony’s safe — a clumsy edit that breaks continuity. There was a similar cut in episode 352. This is basically the answer to the question, “Why did they just leave the camera running when someone made a mistake?” The rudimentary video equipment made the edits look worse than the bloopers.

When Barnabas walks over to the credenza to get the hypodermic, the camera tilts up, to keep the petite Carolyn in the shot. This reveals the top of the Old House set, and the studio lights.

When the closing credits begin, the camera turns off for a moment, and Jonathan Frid’s credit plays over darkness. Then they turn it back on.

In the credits, they spell Jerry Lacy’s name incorrectly: “Jerry Lacey”. They do the same thing tomorrow, but they get it right on Friday.

Tomorrow: Love and Death.

358 dark shadows carolyn julia

Dark Shadows episode guide – 1967

— Danny Horn

19 thoughts on “Episode 358: Boy Meets Ghoul

  1. I absolutely love your blog about Dark Shadows. After my daughter and I watch an episode, we stop to read your blog about it, we don’t want to read ahead to get any spoilers. But you are a fabulous Dark Shadows fan.

      1. I do. I started watching the DVDs in January 2015 and discovered the blog just a few weeks after the Barnabas introduction. A short catch-up and then I’ve been going to the blog every day after each episode.

      2. I’ve been getting the DVD’s from my library. I read your blog first, then watch it. At one point, I had been watching since eppy 1 when Vickie and Burke (the GOOD Burke) arrived. After a while, I was bogging down. Then I found your blog! I started watching again from your first blog and having been going along ever since. LOVE it!

  2. The thing I’ve always found hilarious about this episode is that they essentially tell us that Barnabas, prior to becoming a vampire, met a warlock during his travels who taught him how to cast spells. But when we actually meet human Barnabas in 1795, he doesn’t know anything about witches or witchcraft and even doubts their existence. LOL!

    What is this thing called “continuity”, Dark Shadows?

    1. There is a trope in classic literature where guys all fall for their cousins. I expect they were following it. Plus you have to use the main cast and give them something to do. 🙂

  3. It is strange that they continue to use blue props (candles, tablecloth at Blue Whale, bedsheets) even though they have been shooting color for a fairly long time. You would think that a show this successful could afford to switch to white for items like these?

  4. Ha… that add it in the scene between Carolyn and Barnabas was, as you put it, clumsy. Why would they edit from a two-shot to another two shot. after they stopped tape, the first shot should have been a close up of either Carolyn or Barnabas, and then pull back to the two shot.

  5. That “edit” in my post above… Not “add it.” I really need to proofread when I am using talk to text

  6. The weird thing about Carolyn’s wardrobe change is that yesterday she started out in a green dress that she had been wearing for a couple of episodes, then she put a pale blue coat over that to visit Tony’s office. (In one or two shots you can see the hem of her green dress under the blue coat while she sits on those “important papers” on his desk.) Then in this episode she RUSHED over the the Old House but first CHANGED into that sailor suit. Not too much of a rush. Then she changes outfits again in this episode. Not sure that the last outfit change that you cite actually counts, though. It might be just another coat over her dress from the previous scene.

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