“When that time comes, and it will be very soon, my dear Josette will come to me quite willingly.”
Burke Devlin is dead. We might as well get that out of the way.
We’re about four seconds into the episode, and a breathless Mrs. Johnson runs into the drawing room to tell Elizabeth, “I just heard a report on the radio. They said Mr. Devlin’s plane went down over the Amazon.” Apparently, Mrs. Johnson listens to the Top 40 plot-point station from Gilligan’s Island, and the drive-time news roundup covers South American business-class mishaps.
They can’t find the body, so if you’re familiar with soap opera narrative tropes, you know exactly what happens next: Vicki and Barnabas are at the altar, and the justice of the peace says, “Should anyone present know of any reason –”
Then the doors swing open, and there’s Burke Devlin — shaggy hair, unkempt beard, torn clothing, deep tan, possibly accompanied by a macaque. He’s just in time to stop the wedding, and reclaim the woman that he stayed alive for.
So, to be clear: Not gonna happen. Burke’s dead, he never comes back, and you can feel free to forget that he ever existed.
And then — oh, wait. Hold on. Sorry.
*** *** SPOILER ALERT *** ***
I probably should’ve said that earlier. Oh, well.
So let’s check back in with Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, for one of the Great Moments in Accidental Phone Acting.
Liz: (on the phone) What do you mean, you won’t have a confirmed list until… Well, when will that be? Yes, I’ll wait.
Mrs. Johnson: What do they say?
Liz: They won’t have an accurate copy of the passenger list until they hear from the terminal in… in, um… oh, that place in Brazil.
She stamps her foot, and pretends to be listening to the phone while she remembers her line.
At the Old House, Barnabas is longing for the day that Julia’s experiments are completed, and he can make his advances on Vicki Winters, who will fill the role of his lost love, Josette.
“When that time comes, and it will be very soon,” he purrs, “my dear Josette will come to me quite willingly.”
Now, Julia has some warm feelings of her own for Barnabas, so she doesn’t have a lot of patience for this Josette nonsense. She asks the crucial, devastating question.
“Did Josette ever come to you willingly?”
Ouch. That’ll leave a mark.
He gets up with a moody frown, and she follows him across the room, challenging him.
Julia: Then why is Josette so important to you, when you were never very important to her?
This, it turns out, is the most important question that the show needs to answer right now. Burke is dead. This is our new romantic lead. And from what we’ve heard so far, the Barnabas/Josette love story was entirely one-sided.
Early on in the vampire storyline, Barnabas told Vicki and Carolyn the story of Josette’s death — running through the woods, being chased by something that terrified her, and throwing herself off the cliffs at Widow’s Hill. We also know that Josette was married to Jeremiah, and by all accounts, they were happy together.
And based on Barnabas’ sick obsession with creating a lobotomized Josette-substitute, there’s a very strong suggestion that Barnabas was never Josette’s lover. He was her stalker. This is a huge audience-sympathy roadblock that needs to be addressed.
Meanwhile, at Collinwood, Liz gets a phone call from Brazil, confirming the earlier reports. Burke was on the plane that crashed in the jungle. He’s dead.
And that death — off-screen, apparently a random accident, not connected to any other character or story point — is incredibly insulting to the character, and to anyone in the audience who cares about him.
The legendary soap writer Agnes Nixon said that the soap opera motto is: “Make ’em laugh, make ’em cry, make ’em wait.” The sequence that just happened — the first report of a possible crash, getting confirmation, breaking the news to the fiancee — should take, at absolute minimum, a week. By all the rules of soap writing, just the question Was Burke on that plane? should be a strong enough plot point to sustain audience interest for days.
But Dark Shadows answers the question halfway through the episode. They don’t even trust that the audience will stay interested beyond a couple of commercial breaks.
Basically, they’re clearing the decks for the Barnabas/Vicki/Julia love triangle. Burke was just getting in the way — blocking any Barnabas/Vicki movement, but not producing any new story possibilties. Narratively, he was dead weight, so they cut him loose. And the audience — who can sense this kind of thing automatically, even if we’re not aware of it — is perfectly happy to let him go.
He’s not only merely dead; he’s really, most sincerely dead.
This brings us back to Barnabas, who leads Julia to the cliff on Widow’s Hill, where Josette jumped to her death. Let the retcon commence.
Barnabas: I still remember the first time I saw her. It was a gray, cloudy day, and we had all gathered at my father’s house to welcome the new Collins bride. I was not particularly anxious to be there. I had other things to do, more important things, I thought, than to welcome my middle-aged uncle’s new wife.
Barnabas was enchanted by her, but she was married, and he could only be “her good and faithful friend, Barnabas.”
Barnabas: I had to live with it for a long time, and then… I knew suddenly how I could win her.
Barnabas: She was young when she married him, and he was middle-aged. But as the years passed, she began to see that she was married to an old man. She felt as if life had been stolen from her. She began to fear time, and I knew that only I could defeat time for her.
Barnabas: Then she would be mine, forever. And she would have been… if she hadn’t been foolish, and frightened.
So, that’s a start. They’re finally starting to flesh out that story, and now there’s a suggestion that Josette might have returned his affection.
But there’s more work to do. The Barnabas/Josette story is going to power the next twelve months of Dark Shadows storytelling, and this version isn’t strong enough yet. We’ll see a brand new, updated version in a few weeks, and it’s completely different from what Barnabas tells us here.
This episode takes the show two steps forward — closing the door on Burke’s narrative dead end, and continuing to rebrand Barnabas in a more sympathetic position. The Barnabas reboot isn’t quite ready yet… but it will be, very soon.
Monday: The Shipping News.
Dark Shadows bloopers to watch out for:
Liz’s flub early in the episode about “that place in Brazil” is really worth seeing.
Barnabas tells Julia, “Your curiosity amuses me too, as well.”
Vicki faints, and Liz tells Mrs. Johnson, “She would be better off lying downstairs — upstairs in her room.”
Behind the Scenes:
This episode begins a record-setting run of episodes for Grayson Hall (Julia). She appears in 21 straight episodes, from 345 to 365. That says a lot about how important her character has become — they can’t make an episode without her. So far, nobody else has even come close to this — the closest is Alexandra Moltke (Vicki), who appears in 14 straight episodes between July and August.
Monday: The Shipping News.
Dark Shadows episode guide – 1967
— Danny Horn
39 thoughts on “Episode 345: Rest in Pieces”
Great way of addressing the utter ridiculous way DS offed Burke. It was completely devoid of drama and meaning, beyond, as you note, clearing the decks for Barnabas and Josette Robot 2.0. At least let the guy fall off Widow’s Hill or something and let his ghost haunt somebody. But then Burke would have been interesting then.
Ha, Josette Robot 2.0. That’s a perfect description. It’s actually a bit baffling that we don’t really know what Barnabas’ awesome v2 plan is. He just says “it’ll be different, she’ll come willingly.” He has no idea what he’s doing.
Also, speaking of Burke coming back as a ghost — that’s exactly what happens to Anthony George’s next character. They loved killing that dude.
To a newby shocking, utterly shocking. Have not seen any episodes since 1966, used to run home after school or meet with chums for the show. Did not realize so much was going on, all I remember is that Barnabas was a vampire, that is it so what a TREAT to stream on Amazon Prime. Excited each day, much better than Y&R and B&B to me. Then again, I am into the paranormal anyhow ever since I was a active professor renting a room in a haunted mansion from another professor. A succubus none the less.
I started to watch Dark Shadows on Amazon but was really upset that after watching a few episodes they make you pay $1.99 per episode to continue. If you watch all those episodes it would cost you over $2000. Heck you can purchase the entire series on DVD for about $350. Amazon should make all the episodes be included with Prime but then Bezos might not be able to afford paying for his moon lander.
Mitch Ryan was Burke. Anthony George took all the danger out the character. He just became boring. Mitch would have been a good Jeremiah. Too bad DC fired him.
Well, Mitch showed up to shoot episode 252 too drunk to work, and they had to replace him with Joe. But yeah, I agree. A drunk Mitch Ryan is better than a stone-cold sober Anthony George.
Brilliant. I agree Burke deserved a way more dynamic send-off. I know the character had severely lessened in importance, especially once Anthony George took over (who I did not like in the role – though I thought he was good as Jeremiah) but still, he was a major character and was still getting second billing after Joan Bennett. Oh well, I’m thinking they had him “die offscreen” just in case they ever decided to bring him back, which of course never happened.
As an aside, remember how Mrs. Johnson was planted in Collinwood by Burke to find out the identity of Bill Malloy’s killer? I always wondered if he was still paying her? Was she still spying for him? Did he leave anything for her in his will? These things keep me up at night.
Just imagine Mitch in 1795’s duel with Barnabas. Totally different dynamic. AG was just to wimpy. Sorry to bag on him. As a kid I loved AG but now I know Mitch was just the better actor for the part.
Pedro, about Mrs. Johnson: I suppose there’s always the possibility of a “Secret History of Collinwood” conspiracy theory where she continued to send detailed reports of the Collins family to Burke, who faked his death to get out of marrying Vicki. That’s why Mrs. Johnson was the first to hear about the “crash” — they never would’ve mentioned a plane crash in Brazil on the radio. Oh my God this totally makes sense.
Works for me! Actually, when I first saw these episodes – and not knowing what was to come – I honestly thought Burke was not dead and he would return, marry Vicky, and that’s how she would leave the show. Boy, was I wrong.
Danny, one of the many things I love about your site is your utter loathing for Vicki. Cracks me up every time.
I suppose Burke could be alive still. If he would of come back Barnabas should have walled him up next to the good Reverend.
Bless you…Joan Bennett’s “Belem” is one of my favorite moments in “Dark Shadows” or any television show!
Yeah, I can’t do it justice in prose. It needs to be seen.
Just watched Joan spit out “Belem” — maybe she thought they were going to do a Take #2 — didn’t you say DS usually gave her favor with editing due to her Hollywood movie star status.
P.S. Love the blog — it’s totally addicting.
I know this is totally random….but did anyone notice that this was the first episode in the closing credits that they had the correct copyright year. Up until now the copyright year had said 1966…which I always wondered about. I wonder what that was about? I wonder if someone 10 months in to 1967 said oh yea….I think we should correct the copyright date? Yes very random I know….lol
I agree – it makes no sense why they would leave the copyright date showing incorrectly as 1966 for most of the year and then suddenly correct it to 1967 in October.
Probably nobody on the production staff thought anything about it at the time, but for those of us still enjoying the show almost 50 years later, we have nearly a year of mislabled episodes. It’s kind of misleading.
Anyone here listen to the Dark Shadows audio dramas from Big Finish? The latest one features the return of Mitch himself, revealing to Maggie exactly what did happen to Burke Devlin in Brazil. Unmissable stuff.
“Rest in Pieces”?? Love your title, Dan. LOL
I don’t blame Barnabas for being hot for Vicki, I am as well, even with her spaced personality it was 1967 after all .
We all asked for it and now that we have it, as we always do, we want to complain about it. Happy Burke’s gone just surprised they didn’t drag it out further. On 2nd thought happier still they didn’t drag it out further because that would mean Vicki whining ad nauseum.
Btw, it was hilarious how Barnabas dismissed the old ball and chain so he could get some alone time with the newest grieving widow. Poor Julia, I guess that was payback for the little comment about Josette.
I expected Liz to say, “Henry Blake’s plane went down into the Sea of Japan . . .”
That shot of Grayson staring at Jonathan while telling the Josette story shows her acting chops.
BTW, love The Wizard of Oz reference. It’s always good to reference Oz!
“Barnabas, who leads Julia to the cliff on Widow’s Hill,” …and I sorta wish he’d have also shown her the shortest way down to the cliffs. Yes, I know Julia was an important and popular character, most closely entwined with Barnabas’ story, but that doesn’t mean I’ve ever had to like her. Bad Missy >;-)
Missy! I didn’t like Julia’s character either. She never cut it for me as part of this supposed love triangle or in any aspect. I’m on my third time around with the original DS and she still doesn’t quite work. A tip o’ the hat for expressing that opinion.
“Barnabas, who leads Julia to the cliff on Widow’s Hill,” …and I sorta wish he’d have also shown her the shortest way down to the cliffs. Yes, I know Julia was an important and popular character, most closely entwined with Barnabas’ story, but that doesn’t mean I’ve ever had to like her. >;-)
Oops! I’m very sorry about the double posting; didn’t mean to do that. Got so caught up in having fun here on this blog I wasn’t paying close enough attention. Again, my sincere apologies.
There is MAJOR upstaging of poor Mrs. Johnson going on in a number of places in this episode. The ever put-upon Mrs. Johnson is forced to stand with her back to the camera for quite awhile in a number of places early on.
And for God’s sake, Elizabeth: if you can’t remember how the line ends, then just say, “somewhere in Brazil,” or “that place in Brazil.” Searching for “Belem,” a place NO ONE has ever heard of really put that moment in the DS Hall of Fame of Forgot My Line Bloopers.
I agree with Danny (and, by extension, Agnes Nixon), that we cover a LOT of ground here in Soap Opera Character Disposal by going from 1) Burke’s missing to 2) The plane has crashed to 3) Burke’s not coming back in the space of about 7 minutes. And while we would normally love such a fast-moving plot development, it comes off here as unwieldy and doesn’t really even prove to be that dramatic.
And these Jonathan Frid Take-Center-Stage Clasp-Your-Hands-Together Monologues about Josette. My goodness, Josette Collins really is the “through line” character of the show for Barnabas. I am hoping we will meet her when the show goes backwards in time soon? (I really don’t know much about those time shifts but know we are getting close to one?)
Am in the process of watching the DS episodes again for the first time since they originally aired (thank you Amazon Prime), which in and of itself is wonderful. But finding this blog site Is making the experience exponentially better. Danny, don’t know what you do for a living, but hope you bring the same level of wit and insightful as you do here. Lost count of how many literal LOL moments I’ve had reading these……the homage to “Wizard” here being the latest!
Did Frid slip out of his Barnabas voice briefly toward the end of his scene with Vicki? Maybe I imagined it.
Too bad Vicki didn’t accompany Burke on that trip. OK, sorry, that was mean.
The fantasy about Burke showing up for Vickie and Barnabas wedding all unkempt intending to stop it made me smile, reminded me of a parallel plot line on One Life to Live a couple of years later. Vickie on that show (Lord) is about to marry-is the character named Burke also, or Steve, don’t remember-and at the altar Joe Reilly shows up from the dead to stop it. Interesting, same names!!
Yes! And then later, Tina shows up, fresh from the jungle, WITH A BABY, to interrupt Cord’s wedding. I love the trope.
On ‘The Avengers,’ Emma Peel’s missing husband Peter was presumed dead after his plane crashed in the Amazon. Peter Peel was found alive and returned to Emma just in time for Diana Rigg’s last episode.
I’ve got to conclude that near the Amazon, there’s an encampment where missing TV characters get banished until their show needs them back again. In 1967, Burke Devlin and Peter Peel are among the residents.
Seems like the writers would have stretched out the plane crash story just as bit more, if only for realism. If the plane went down in the jungle, it should take more than a few minutes to get to it and relay the casualty list back to…that place in Brazil… …
I mean, what the heck, they didn’t need the actor anyway, why not get a couple episodes out of it? Vicki could sit beside the phone, staring at it like it was a music box, while Liz and Carolyn tried to be consoling – – Julia could offer a selection from her stock of sedatives and tranquilizers, and Mrs. Johnson could boil some dinner.
Yes, Burke is dispatched post haste in soap opera time here, but just one correction–no one got to the plane yet, and they released a passenger list, not a casualty list. Burke technically has not been found or pronounced dead yet in this episode (which is why Vicky is still holding out hope he will be found).
Another terrific blog entry and comments!
About Liz’s “flub,” I suppose if she’d been sharing the scene with the recent Dr. Woodard, she’d have been been “fed” the line, whether she wanted it or not; whereas Mrs. Johnson just stands there like Lot’s wife. Come to think of it, Mrs. J. could have given Liz the word without seeming pushy like the actor playing Doc W., since she might well have known the name of the town, herself.
The worst thing about Burke’s death? No more Burke Devlin Specials for David.
He’s not only merely dead; he’s really, most sincerely dead. ha ha ha ha !! Danny, that is so funny.
as for Burke’s sudden and non-dramatic death…. it’s not Burke #1 so good riddance. But James does have a point. Burke meant good scenes for David.
My sympathies are with Mrs. Johnson. She was merely trying to convey some important information that the household would want to know, and gets her head bitten off for her trouble. A textbook case of shooting the messenger. I’ve seen these Richie Rich types do this sort of thing before; they like to rough up the help in times of crisis because exerting dominance over an underling makes them feel like they have some control over the situation. Boil their dinner until it’s as tough as Belem, Mrs. J!
Looking at Liz’s dress, I could only think of Cassandra Collins. (See Danny’s post for Episode 489.) I really thought I remembered Cassandra wearing this dress.
The Josette story is so different that I wonder if Vicki goes back to a parallel 1795?
I love Kosmo’s idea of Burke and Peter Peel in the Amazonian jungle together!
I found Barnabas’s daydream about the “perfume and sweetness” of spending evenings with his love as compared to his tedium now spending evenings with Julia laughable. It’s hard to understand what Julia sees in him. Perhaps they’re both delusional incurable romantics.