“I made myself into Yaeger, because I want to be Yaeger!”
Yaeger: Well, Mrs. Collins, good evening.
Maggie: Are you the gentleman who phoned me?
Yaeger: At your service.
Maggie: Who are you?
Yaeger: Your friend, Mrs. Collins. Your friend.
Maggie: Cyrus, I’m terribly sorry — I never would have stopped by so late like this, but…
Cyrus: Maggie — what’s the matter? You’re frightened!
Maggie: John Yaeger — he phoned me! I don’t know how I could have been so stupid!
Maggie: Please tell me what you have to tell me.
Yaeger: I was only going to say that I find you inescapably charming.
Cyrus: I was the one who was so cruel to Buffie…
Maggie: He said that he knew something about the seances! Cyrus, you didn’t tell him anything, did you?
Cyrus: Of course I didn’t!
Yaeger: Your husband was seen choking his wife at that first seance.
Maggie: Go on.
Cyrus: I was the one who killed Horace Gladstone!
Maggie: But then, when he saw me…
Cyrus: I was the one who walked up those streets…
Yaeger: I hope you know that I’m doing you a very big favor…
Maggie: Is it true that he’s a friend of yours?
Yaeger: And I was wondering if you’d give me a favor, too.
Cyrus: I’ve got to destroy John Yaeger!
Maggie: Cyrus, you’re the only one in the world who can help me!
Cyrus: I’ve got to destroy John Yaeger forever!
Yaeger: Oh, Maggie… I touched you with these hands!
Maggie: Do you know what he almost did?
Maggie: If Miss Harrington hadn’t heard my screams… It was horrible!
Yaeger: And someday, these lips are going to touch you, too!
Maggie: He was holding me, and touching me… and laughing!
Cyrus: Become Yaeger, and go after her! He’d never miss an opportunity like this!
Yaeger: And no one’s going to stand in my way!
Cyrus: Why do you just stand here? You can have her! Now!
Yaeger: I’m sure she’s going to love explaining what she’s doing, meeting a stranger on a deserted street!
Maggie: Please, just stay away from me!
Cyrus: Maggie, you have my solemn word that you’re never going to see John Yaeger again.
Maggie: If I could believe that…
Cyrus: I remember how you looked, when he tried to force you…
Cyrus: I made myself into Yaeger, because I want to be Yaeger!
Yaeger: Now that I’ve met Mrs. Collins…
Cyrus: Please believe me!
Yaeger: I promise you… you’re going to enjoy our meetings!
Cyrus: Please trust me!
Maggie: Let go of me!
Yaeger: Soon enough, Mrs. Collins — soon enough!
Tomorrow: The End of Love.
Dark Shadows bloopers to watch out for:
When Buffie finds Yaeger pawing Maggie, she says she’ll call the police. Yaeger says, “Go ahead. Why don’t you — why don’t you tell them — why don’t you tell them all the sordid experiences, why — why she’s here!” The two women just look at him in shock, nobody can think of any way to respond to that particular utterance.
Yesterday, Yaeger had dark fur on the back of his hands; today, it’s gone.
Cyrus yells at the mirror, “I was the one who walked up those streets of Collinwood!”
When Roger approaches Maggie in the foyer, you can hear the sound of the crew sweeping up the broken mirror from the previous scene in Cyrus’ lab.
Angelique and Maggie’s conversation in the drawing room is staged so that they’re as far apart as possible, with Maggie looking very small huddled up against the doors. It’s a nice shot, but the boom mic struggles to pick up both of their voices.
When “Alexis” tells Maggie about how wonderful Quentin’s letters were, Maggie says, “Thank you, Angelique. That’s what I wanted to know.”
There’s an edit at the start of act 3 that clearly cuts off the first part of the scene — the music stops abruptly, and Roger and Angelique talk about something that just happened which we didn’t see.
Behind the Scenes:
This is Elizabeth Eis’ last episode as Buffie Harrington; she’ll return to the show in December as Mildred Ward.
Tomorrow: The End of Love.
— Danny Horn