“As you have become the chosen one, so has this room become the chosen room.”
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given. And all we had to do is open this box, which is super convenient.
Those reckless antiquers Megan and Philip Todd have apparently been chosen as the Chosen Ones by the choosing ones that choose Chosen Ones. The implication is that they’ve been chosen according to some ancient prophecy, which promises to guide the Leviathan people, whoever they are, toward a glorious future. Considering what I know about how this storyline plays out, those prophecies must have been made by some off-brand discount recruiting service, because this plan isn’t going anywhere except a stunning collapse on every level.
I mean, if you’re going to go to all the trouble of peering through the mists of time to find the fastest route to global domination, you’re going to want to weigh a few different possibilities, right? Maybe interview people, hold auditions, map out some kind of basic strategy. You could imagine the Leviathans in a boardroom somewhere, hooded and solemn, while a facilitator walks them through a SWOT analysis.
And yet they landed on the Todds. It’s baffling. Megan and Philip have no prior experience with apocalyptic death cults. They haven’t studied any mystic books, or explored mysterious jungles. They don’t have untapped psychic abilities to any noticeable degree. I don’t even think they have babysitting experience.
But now their moderately successful antique shop has been chosen as the dwelling-place for a planet-crushing interdimensional space baby, which has been released from the mystery box and is now busily building itself some flesh somehow.
As part of the doomsday cult introduction packet, the Todds also find an ancient book in the box, which must be bigger on the inside, because that book is clearly way bigger and heavier than it should be. They open it up, but it’s written in an obscure language that they don’t even recognize, so that looks like another flaw in the Chosen One selection process. Then they put the book down on a table in their antique shop, which means that it is now for sale.
The incompetence here is simply staggering. The Leviathans need to stop counting on rallies and free media, and start developing a ground game.
But there is a precedent for the half-remembered and the indecipherable, because H.P. Lovecraft stories are always about communication gaps.
Lovecraft had the odd idea that everything degenerates over time — that people and animals and soceties and ideas and art forms invariably get worse, rather than more complex and more interesting, as is actually the case. For Lovecraft, the civilizations of the past were smarter and wiser and more aware of the fundamental facts of life, like for example which terrifying cosmic entities are going to rise up someday and eat the sun. Everything that happened since some arbitrary cut-off point — every conclusion, every invention, every advance — has just made us stupider and more out-of-touch.
I don’t know why Lovecraft thought that was true, when all of the historical, anthropological and archeological evidence points in the other direction. He just did.
So most of his stories are about investigations, often led by academics or naturalists, who try to piece together the stray bits of ancient wisdom that have managed to survive. There are manuscripts to decipher, fragments to glue back together, holes to be dug and peered into. They tried to warn us, these ancient smartypantses, but we’ve become so stupid and lame that we can hardly understand them.
And most of the time, the moral of the story is to not even try. Lovecraft’s story At the Mountains of Madness is a report written by a geologist from Miskatonic University, describing an expedition in the Antarctic where they discovered an unbelievable treasure trove of information about prehistoric Earth. But the purpose of his story, he tells us over and over, is to discourage people from ever going back there, because there are horrible things that pose an immediate peril to humankind, and they should not be disturbed. So he describes, for example, an incredible set of wall carvings that document the entire history of an intelligent species we didn’t even know about, and he says, oh, how I wish we’d been able to take more pictures, and then he insists that nobody should ever go back and look at them again, because learning things is dangerous.
And even that species got stupider over time, apparently. The explorers find a further set of carvings that were produced later, which show a “degradation of skill,” which means that techniques that passed from one generation to the next got worse with each iteration.
Information is lost over time, and nobody can hope to improve upon their forebears’ work. So everything gets worse, and everybody gets stupider, and there is no hope for humankind, unless we unlearn and forget as furiously as we can.
This is the mindset that made the Leviathans choose Megan and Philip. Finally, they said, rubbing their tentacles together in satisfaction, we have found the stupidest possible chosen ones. And then they fell off their chairs, because they’d forgotten how to sit.
Once the shopkeepers have marked down the ancient artifacts and chucked them on the sale table, Megan and Philip call it a day. In their dreams, they’re visited by former vampire Barnabas Collins, who they now recognize as their master.
The main take-home from this storyline, I think, is how easy it is to get people under your thrall. It happens almost instantly, with very little effort. The hooded figures managed to hollow out Barnabas’ skull and fill it up with Leviathan goop by doing a little dance routine. Then Megan and Philip open the box and read a poem, and bam, they no longer get a say in how they’re going to comport themselves. Apparently this broke-ass worldview pretty much sells itself; you just point and shoot.
So now Megan is a Leviathan dittohead, wearing a trucker cap that says Make R’lyeh Great Again. Barnabas issues some instructions.
“As you have become the chosen one,” he says, “so this room will become the chosen room. And now you must make it ready.”
He pauses a moment, to let that sink in.
“You must close off all the windows,” he continues, “so that no light may come in. The room must be dark, for darkness knows us, as we know darkness.”
“You must remove all furniture, except that which is necessary. Do you understand me?”
She says, “I do!” but I’m skeptical. Is he really going to leave the decisions about necessary furniture and unnecessary furniture up to Megan? Has he seen that junk pile downstairs they call an antique shop?
Megan wakes up and discovers that Philip has had the same dream, so they both start hauling furniture around and nailing up lumber. They’re going to be busy for a while, so we might as well talk about The Dunwich Horror.
Dark Shadows fans sometimes say that the Leviathan storyline is based on The Call of Cthulhu, because that’s the Lovecraft story that people remember the name of, but it’s actually an adaptation of The Dunwich Horror, which was published in the pulp sci-fi magazine Weird Tales in 1929.
The story takes place in Dunwich, a fictional town in rural Massachusetts which is essentially cut off from the world — a disturbing patch of run-down homes and dilapidated farms, ringed with hills that are topped by mysterious stone circles. The people in the village have interbred for a while, and now they’re decadent and degraded, just like everything else in Lovecraft Country.
There are strange noises in the hills that no one can explain. The whippoorwills crowd around when somebody’s dying, chirping in time with his final breaths, trying to catch the soul before it flies away. There isn’t much of a tourism industry.
The Whateleys live on a farm four miles outside the village, and there are wicked doings that go on there. Old Whateley has a library stocked with forbidden volumes, and he communes with things that he shouldn’t. At the beginning of the story, his daughter Lavinia gives birth to an uncanny child — the thing that men call Wilbur Whateley. There are dark rumors about the boy’s paternity, and even the rumors don’t match up to the grim reality.
Wilbur is dark and goatlike and inscrutable, and he grows much faster than he should. Within three months, he’s as big as a child should be after a year, and by eleven months, he’s already talking.
Meanwhile, Lavinia’s father starts on a long-term solo carpentry project, restoring the abandoned upper story of their farmhouse. He boards up all the windows, and nobody is ever admitted upstairs; Wilbur has his own room downstairs, lined with bookshelves full of Old Whateley’s rotting reading material, including an incomplete edition of the dreaded Necronomicon.
Wilbur will continue to grow at an alarming rate, reaching around eight feet tall by the time someone finally evaluates the situation, and takes appropriate action. That someone is a dog.
So that’s the beginning of this gruesome tale — a mysterious child, an old book and a boarded-up room.
There’s one big difference in this adaptation, and it’ll be interesting to see how it plays out — Old Whateley and Lavinia aren’t being controlled by anyone. They aren’t innocents dragged into this predicament by an all-knowing “master”. They came up with this terrible plan on their own. But Megan and Philip have no control over what’s happening to them; they don’t know where they’re going or why. All they have is a shared dream, and a book they can’t read.
Too big to fit in the box, too silly to be from anywhere else, that book will reshape our little vampire soap opera into new and unguessable forms. All the Todds have to do is make sure nothing happens to it, by hiding it somewhere and not just leaving it on display in their shop, which is what they’ve done. And somewhere, beyond the stars, the Elder Things are tripping over rakes, and dropping their smartphones in the toilet.
Tomorrow: Frequent Flyers.
Dark Shadows bloopers to watch out for:
The sound effect for the spirit escaping from the box is different than it was in yesterday’s episode. Yesterday’s it sounded like a hiss; in today’s reprise it’s a long whistle.
When Megan reads the poem from the scroll, she says “wedged between ancient sacred stone” — it’s supposed to be stones, to rhyme with bones. She passes the scroll to Philip to read the second half, which he clearly reads off the teleprompter. I would’ve thought they’d write the lines on the scroll, since he’s supposed to be reading it anyway.
Behind the Scenes:
The colorful afghan makes another appearance on the show; it appears to have followed us back through time from 1897. We last saw it about three weeks ago in Tate’s studio, but luckily it disappeared from the cottage before the studio burned to the ground. Now it’s on Megan and Philip’s bed.
Tomorrow: Frequent Flyers.
— Danny Horn
30 thoughts on “Episode 892: Welcome to Dunwich”
H.P Lovecraft simply latched on to the Third Law of Thermodynamic as a theme before Michael Moorcock. It’s endlessly entertaining to try to decide who did a better job.
I knew that Afghan was up to something! Last seen “healing” Count Petofi, and now it’s in league with the Leviathans!
We KNOW that afghans are evil
Actually it’s kind of weird because it was also used to cover whatever furniture that crib was standing on (to hide a person who was rocking it from underneath?) when it was used to hold Quentin’s twin babies.
We should have seen it all along. It transcends time, it cannot be destroyed by fire; the Collinsport Afghan is the cause of all the evil in Dark Shadows. It poses as an innocent blanket, but that’s just a cover story…
that was bad. John E Comelately. and yet somehow, ’twas awful funny.
I know, I know, it’s not a great story, but I do think the Todds were SUPPOSED to leave the book lying around because it’s SUPPOSED to be picked up by David. It’s all part of the plan, and I thought the plan was pretty interesting until they decided to change the whole thing around again and again.
When I was growing up, one of the side effects of the late plague known as McCarthyism was a favorite horror/sci-fi trope of people losing their will to a a larger, evil force. This was one of my favorite storylines: it both terrified and thrilled me. Movies like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Invaders from Mars, It Conquered the World, and Children of the Damned hit me in some creative brain spot where vampires, werewolves, and (ugh, I hate those) zombies never approached. The Leviathan story hit me that way, too, at least at first. I have been defending it here for a week now. Since then, I’ve watched the whole thing, and it does get very bad, not always making sense, turning in on itself, etc. just like all DS stories do. And yes, the worst sin is that it does this while sometimes being a bit boring – a definite no-no. The final two weeks are a travesty in many ways, and I look forward to Danny’s blow-by-blow of the horrific “we don’t even care anymore” editing. But this first part, where people we care about start to become a part of this “thing” thrilled me as a kid, and I still enjoyed it.
And I will say this: today, I watched episode 969, where we get our first glimpse of the Parallel Time room. And I got the same thrill I felt about THIS story as when I first watched. It’s an even better tale than the Leviathans, and considering that we are all witnessing the painfully slow death of Dark Shadows, we need to grab what good we may. (AND enjoy dissing the terrible parts!)
Yeah, I haven’t really defined an aesthetic framework for this story yet, which is a brand new bit of lit-crit jargon that I just invented. The question of whether the Leviathan story is “good” or “bad” is going to become really pressing about four episodes from now, and I still don’t know how I’m going to handle it. This is an actual problem in my life this week.
Per Danny’s suggestion, I read The Dunwich Horror and then re-watched the 1970 film of the same name. It’s interesting to me that Dark Shadows and the film went in the direction of having the creature trying to mate with a mortal woman in order for the race to continue. The book did not go in this direction at all. On another note, I wound up reading Lovecraft’s THE THING ON THE DOORSTEP which dealt with possession in a similar vein as Petofi possessing Quentin. It was, IMO, a better story.
Well, the most important thing about H.P. Lovecraft is his legacy. Second only to Poe (from which he lifted themes and scenes for his stories) as an influential American “horror” [I prefer the term supernatural] writer.
Rod Serling liked him, as Night Gallery threw in a few episodes and/or short sketches over the show’s run — but not before Dark Shadows, or the cinematic film adaptation of The Dunwich Horror (1970; Sandra Dee, Dean Stockwell, Ed Begley, Talia Shire). The film was released in January 1970, but Dark Shadows was getting it on TV a month or two before.
Ah! And I should mention that Jimmy Sangster (you know, Hammer Films screenwriter) did a tribute to Lovecraft in one of my favorite episodes of one of my favorite all-time TV shows Kolchak: The Night Stalker (yes, also a Dan Curtis inspired production) in 1974 with the episode Horror in the Heights (alternative title The Rakshasa).
I’ll have to check out the “Horror in the Heights” episode. I did see “Cool Air” on Night Gallery.
I totally forgot about the Rakshasa! I always wondered if that ep inspired a certain AD&D monster with the same name.
That ‘stuffed weasel pig thing’ you’ve mentioned (unless you mean something else) appears to be a bear cub. Megan probably wanted to put a bow tie on it and sell it as Boo Boo.
Really? Huh. You’re probably right, although I don’t think I ever would have landed on bear cub. I’m still going to keep a side bet on pig weasel, just in case.
Another guess would be a wild pig or a boar, I’d need a better look at it. Whatever it is, it’s creepy and doesn’t say ‘antique shop’ for me. They must have bought it because they got outbid on the two-headed calf.
What they need are some china-head dolls that are showing teeth, with those eyes that seem to follow you. (There’s a theory that antique dolls are mostly unsettling because the ‘nice’ dolls got played with and broken through the years, so only the weird ones survived. Of course that theory ignores all the ‘Night Gallery’ evidence.)
I like the insights into Carolyn’s psychology in this episode. She hangs up the phone after selling the cradle and thinks “You see Carolyn? There is someone for everything,” and later complains that the Todds probably think she’s just a rich girl hanging around their shop while they have important things to do (of course they’re really just distracted over the impending arrival of a Leviathan baby because, after all, this is Dark Shadows).
I also get the feeling that the Todds are the first happy couple she’s seen in her life and she enjoys being around them simply for that reason.
When she picked up the pink feather boa at the antique shop and had it on Maggie should have started singing “I’m gonna dance for you. Gonna dance your cares away. I’ll do the hootchie-coo. And the Ta-ra-boom-de-ay.”
They should’ve had Carolyn pick it up and put it on. Of course, then to have her start singing like Pansy Faye would’ve been too much, but just to have her put it on for a moment would’ve made for a cute little callback for everyone who had sat through the whole 1897 storyline.
The cradle is straight out of “Rosemary’s Baby”. And that old book would not fit inside that box – no way.
Reading these posts at the end of 2020 and seeing the references to Trump start to crop up, I can share the sense of foreboding that the characters keep expressing.
The sound effect at the end of the last episode was identical to the one used in the original productions of SWEENEY TODD when the barber kills someone. I was all worked up to share my theory about Sondheim as a viewer of DARK SHADOWS, but then I saw the reprise at the beginning of this one, when they use a different whistle. Drat!
The Leviathan story is a nice little parable for our age, illustrating the isolating effects of a brainwashing cult, and how it divides people even within their own families. I am no longer on speaking terms with some of my relatives due to how much they’ve changed, seemingly overnight, as if chosen by the Leviathan people. They now exist in a different reality; one shaped by the cult’s groupthink.
My sympathies. Just yesterday we saw one of my wife’s aunts. They’ve always been close, and when she has her granddaughter with her, as she did yesterday, she is her old self and is fun to be around. But if we interact with her when that girl isn’t there, we see someone we don’t recognize. She has waded very deep into a strange dark world, where honest people who want to help her are devils and scam artists from TV are her gods. The grand-daughter is a lifeline connecting her to reality- we just hope that lifeline holds.
My sympathies to you as well. I remember not so long ago when I used to see folks who believed in all manner of crazy conspiracy theories as “those people”. Well, now they’re our people, and it’s a lot scarier.
Yes. We’re just so helpless- so much of her talk is in the form of arguments, and the arguments are so obviously fallacious that it’s easy to suppose you could talk her out of the craziness. But of course that never, ever works.
Maybe we are devolving like Lovecraft and the Old Ones thought!
That book tickled me. Must have been shrink wrapped.
I see Megan is one of those women, so common in the movies and on TV, who go to bed wearing full makeup. It must lead to some awfully messy pillowcases.
Is Maggie supposed to be under the control of the Leviathans when she baits Carolyn into meeting Paul Stoddard? I hope so, because otherwise the writers just completely twisted her character to serve a minor story point.
Thanks for bringing this up, Straker. KLS really seemed off, today, all smirky smiles at Carolyn, as if she (Maggie) knew something Carolyn didn’t.
About the afghan appearing on Megan and Phillip’s bed, Danny, I think it was just on Megan’s bed. That is to say, I think M and P have separate beds, as there were two pairs of bedposts against the wall.
As to that last little family portrait, there is a version of “Twilight” featuring Cthulhu as the moody, mysterious love interest. It’s a parody, of course, and written by a committee, but it hits all the story points and is ludicrously loopy.
Check it out on Amazon/Kindle: “Awoken”, by Serra Elinsen (who is not a real person and whose biography is entirely fictional.)