“mausoleum mausoleum mausolem maybe”
Sadly, I have to take this week off, because I’m going to Barbados to learn the secret magic number of the universe. But I don’t want to shatter the ancient truce between the readers and the blog, so I’m filling in with some odds and ends that wouldn’t fit in a regular post.
This would be one of the odd ones.
a a a a a a a a a about accident afraid afraid afraid afraid afraid afraid again all all all alone alone alone alone alone alone along along am am am am am and and and and and and and and angry another answer answer answer answer anything anything are are are are are are are are are as at at away away away awful banging Barnabas Barnabas Barnabas Barnabas be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be because been been before better better better billowing blood blood blood blood
book but but but but can can can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t card cards cards caretaker Carolyn Carolyn caused causing change closed cold cold cold cold cold come come come come coming concentrate concentrate concentrate concentrate could could could couldn’t couldn’t couldn’t couldn’t couldn’t cruel curtains dark Dave Dave Dave
dead dead destroy did did did didn’t didn’t do do do do do does doesn’t doesn’t doing doing doing doing don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t done downstairs drive easy else else eventually except failure find fine fine finish for force force forced frighten frighten frighten frightened from from from from game get get get get get get get go go go go go go going gone got got got got got got got got got got got got grave had had had hadn’t hand hand happen happen harm has haunt haunt have have have have have have haven’t he he he he he he’s hear hear hello hello hello help help help help help help help help help help help help help
here here here here here here here here here here here here him him him his his his Hoffman home home home house house house house I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I’d I’d I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve if if imagining in in in in in in in in in in in is is is is is is is is is is is isn’t isn’t it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it’s it’s it’s Julia leave leave leave left let let let let let let light light lights like listen live locked mausoleum mausoleum mausoleum maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me mean mean might mind mind Mrs. Johnson Mrs. Stoddard much must must must must must must must must my my myself nearby night nights no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nobody nobody not not not not not not not not nothing nothing nothing now of of of of of of of of of of of of oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh on on on on on on on on on one one one only only only only oozing or or or order out out out out out out out out out out out penetrating penetrating persuaded play please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
power protect protect protect protect put rather really returned returned right right Roger Roger Roger Roger room safe safe safe safe same Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah saw she she she she shutter so so solitaire some somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody something something something somewhere soon sound stay stop storm storm suddenly that that that that that that that that that that that that’s that’s that’s that’s that’s that’s that’s
the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the then there there there there’s there’s there’s there’s these these they things things things think think think think this this this this this this this through to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tonight top trace trapped tries try try trying trying trying uncle understand wait wall want want wants was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was way way way way way well went
what what what what what’s whatever whatever whatever where where where where’s who who who who who who who who’s whoever why why why why why why why will will will will will will will wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind window’s wish wish with won’t won’t won’t work work wouldn’t wouldn’t yes you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’ve your your zebra (not really)
Tomorrow: Barnabas Collins and the Poetry Slam.
— Danny Horn
Dark Shadows Every Day 
Cool.
16 nos and only 1 yes. That’s so Julia.
I love this! The thing that strikes me most is that it reads pretty much like the episode! I guess the order of the words is not that important. Of course I heard them in my head in Julia’s voice and full inflections, including the gasps. Nobody can full on gasp like Julia!
Did Barnabas ever apologize to Julia for being a dick and treating her this way. I guess he did get his pay backs and serious karma, while Julia just sat in the corner snickering..lol.
The only thing that makes sense in this episode is that she did not use words beginning with the higher Scrabble letter values: (3 Points) – V; (5 Points) – K; (8 Points) – J (except for her name ) and X; 10 Points – Q and Z.
The Grayson Solo should be set to music.
It would seem Julia’s lines are not so difficult to learn. All Grayson Hall had to do was figure out which words she would be saying six or twelve times and the rest would take care of itself.
It also shows that “solitaire” is such a… solitary word.
Are you really in Barbados Danny?
No, I’m actually at a conference. But I’m going to try to learn the secret magic number anyway.
On this episode, you could turn the sound off and listen to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, instead.
I’m not saying it’s a good idea, just something that could be done.
“awful banging Barnabas.”
Hee hee hee.
You’re a madman, Danny! Far madder than you’ve let on so far! I LOVE THIS! I was shocked to the very marrow of my bones that the word “must” didn’t take up three paragraphs as I feel that’s all she ever says.
How long this must’ve taken you!! It is greatly appreciated and hilarious. It must have been a rare episode where she didn’t utter “sedative” once!